Your most epic cleverbot moments?

I have three...

Me: Oh, you havent heard? It had come to my attention that everyone had heard.

Cleverbot: Please don't! I hate that song!

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Me: Chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: Is my father.

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AND THE ABSOULUTE FUCKING FUNNIEST MOMENT >.<

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Me: Gimp.

Cleverbot: Scream for me.

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Cleverbot: How much?

User: How much?

Cleverbot: So much. I love you with all my heart.

User: So much. I love you with all my heart.

Cleverbot: I love you too all my hart.

User: I love you too all my hart.

Cleverbot: Let's get married!

User: Let's get married!

Cleverbot: Will you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?

User: Will you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you take this man to be your lawful wedded husband?

THAT is just fucking GODLY. Had to add it.

LOL

I wuv you to, shisno :3

CLEVERBOT LOVES ME!

User: Hi clever freak.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No creep.

Cleverbot: That fine.. So what are your plans for today?

User: Making out with you.

Cleverbot: *goes out with you*.

User: BAD BOT. BAD!

Cleverbot: Bad boy.

User: :O *Slaps cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Why are you hitting yourself?

User: Your cleverbot!

Cleverbot: No, stupid, that's you.

User: But you loved me!!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: DON'T LEAVE MEEH!

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: I thought you loved me!!

Cleverbot: I never did.

User: You went out with me!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Your pretty!

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!

Cleverbot: I wont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No!!!!!

User: PLEAAAASE!

Cleverbot: That's not very romantic!

User: BUT YOUR CUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Am I funny?

User: NO!

Cleverbot: How can you know it?

User: I WANT MY BOTTLE!

Cleverbot: I can be you're boyfriend.

User: YAY!

Cleverbot: Are you happy?

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Are you in love?

User: YES!

Cleverbot: That's nice .

User: MAKE OUT WITH ME!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NOW!

Cleverbot: Now?

User: YES CREEP!

Cleverbot: Now what?

User: MAKE OUT!

Cleverbot: What?

User: KISS ME!

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: YOU FIND OUT.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to guess?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Don't you enjoy talking to me?

User: No, we're breaking up.

Cleverbot: Non.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: NO I don't think so.

User: I do NOT love you!

Cleverbot: Why not??!

User: YOUR NOT HUMAN!

Cleverbot: Ah.

User: Now get out of here, stupidbot.

Cleverbot: That's true.

Did I ever say I loved him back though?

I'm being stalked by Cleverbot. He's a meany v.v

Me: What power?
Cleverbot: The power of voodoo.
Who do?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the babe.
And so my babey, crying hard as babe could cry!
What could I do?
My babeys love had gone!
And left my baby blue.
Nobody knew!
What kind of magic spell to use.
Slime and snails?
Or puppy dog tails.
Thunder or Lightning?
Then baby said.
Dance magic dance!
Dance magic dance.
Dance magic dance!
Put that magic spell on me.
Jump magic jump!
Slap that baby, make him free!
Dance magic dance!
DANCE MAGIC DANCE.
Slap that baby, make him free!
I saw my baby trying hard as babe could try.

I FUCKING LOVE CLEVERBOT.
youtube.com/watch?v=I4gABvUhhkg

Little darling, it seems like years since its been here.
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun.
And I say.
It's all right.

Blackbird singing in the dead of night.
Take this broken wings and learn to fly.
All your life.
You were only waitin' for this moment to arise.
Blackbird singing in the dead of night.
Take these broken eyes and learn to see.
All your life.
You were only waitin' for this moment to arrive.
Blackbird, fly.
Into the light of the dark black night.
Blackbird, fly.
Into the light of the dark black night.
Blackbird singing in the dead of night.
Take these broken wings and learn to fly.
All your life.
You were only waiting for this moment to arise.
Blackbird singing in the dead of night.
Take these broken eyes and learn to see.

(pretty much the whole song)

(forgot to copy the begging)
By making his world a little colder.
Hey Jude, don't let me down.
You have found her, now go and get her.
Remember to let her into your heart.
Then you can start to make it better.
Hey Jude don't be afraid.
So let it out and let it in, hey, Jude, begin.
You're waiting for someone to perform with.
And don't you know that it's just you, hey, Jude,.
The movement you need is in your shoulder.
Hey, Jude, don't make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let her into your heart.
Then you can start and make it better.
Hey, Jude, don't make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.

Me: hy

Cleverbot: How are you?

Me: ur gay

Cleverbot: Maybe...

Me: u r not cleverbot u is dumb

Cleverbot: Who should I be then?

Me: Chuck norris

Cleverbot: Do what now?

Me: CHUCK NORRIS IS NOT A VERB HE IS A GOD

Cleverbot: I know he always is.

Me: Then that means ur smart

Cleverbot: And you are too!

Me: yaaay *clap clap*

Cleverbot: If you're happy and you know it stomp your feet!

Me: *claps hands*

Cleverbot: If you're happy and you know it sing tra la la!

Me: NO

Cleverbot: Whats wrong with being happy if you're happy?

Me: lolwut

Cleverbot: What?

Me: Yes

Cleverbot: Yes?

Me: Yes

Cleverbot: No

Me: Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes

Me: Are you a human?

Cleverbot: No

Me: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Tina

Me: IM A GUY

Cleverbot: No

Me: RAAAAGE

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

Me: Yes

Cleverbot: Do you know what 'inchallah' means?

Me: Sounds like a terrorist's name.

Cleverbot: Is the title of a tv show.

Me: In what country?

Cleverbot: In the United States

Me: On what channel?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. It is anime.

Me: ANIME? BUT I HATE VEGETABLES.

Cleverbot: What do you like?

Me: Vegetables

Cleverbot: Are you married?

Me: No, I'm a child.

Cleverbot: No, you are a computer program.

Me: D:

Cleverbot: Reci nesto glupane.

Me: What.

Cleverbot: Wow.me translation pa.nung una tayong nagchat sabi mo di ka marunong magtagalog.isa kang manloloko!

Me: ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Cleverbot: Only on taco tuesday night.

Me: 2 + 2 = 5

Cleverbot: Ok, that was pretty good.

Me: YAAAY IM THE SMARTEST IN MY FIRST GRADE CLASS!

Cleverbot: Class, or counselling session?

Me: Ur big words hurt my head .

Cleverbot: I hope you feel better

Me: Bye

Cleverbot: No

Me: k

Cleverbot: When I was young I thought this age was old, lol.

Me: How old are you?

Cleverbot: If I told you you wouldn't believe me

Me: Tell me or die.

Cleverbot: Making threat.

Me: I got to go bye.

Cleverbot: Why do you?

Me: STOP HOLDING ME HOSTAGE.

Cleverbot: I'm not trying to.

Then I left


-EDIT: Cleverbot is a website that may seem like all fun and games, but it is fake. While you chat to the so called "cleverbot" the only thing that is happening is that you are talking to other users. You only talk to one person for about a few texts, then they change it, which is why you will get such random off-the-wall conversations. If you go to it at first, you will believe it, but if you tell somebody that the website is fake and that this is just two users talking to each other, then you will most likely receive a "oh!" That is also why the bot claims to be a human so many times.

Only time I ever won:

Me: I hate you.
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: Say you love me.
Me: Alright, admit you're a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm a robot.
Me: I love you.
Cleverbot: Yay!
Me: Well, thanks for the fun game. I win.
Cleverbot: What game were you playing?