Son of a Gun, You people Curse me

Well, sure enough I was walking (Running around like a Durp) and I somehow don't know how this happened, fell off a 3 story building! Broke my wrist, twisted ankle, and dun dun DUN Cracked some ribs.this was like Pshhhhh 4 Days after I signed off, Thought I'd share my recent luck with you all, seeing as I BLAME YOU For it.


On another Note, every month or so I may Peep in. Bitches best be kept in line while i'm gone, eh shinso? Beforehand I apologize for my terrible typing, it's 5 AM being tired is tired.

I'll be sure to post my accidents, and if you want a picture of my mangled busted up face! Bitch u trippin

Uhh...I'm just gonna start tyyping now at this point not even lookjing at th e ufkcingiunigonnbgrnbiutniu *Fucking Keyboard! AHAHAHAHA I'm that badass psshhhhuuuubllebulubulubulbululb, Forum question time.

What is your best pickup line?

Fuck me if I'm wrong b- you see where this is going, STILL TYPING.

uhh....uTubevideoz

BAM, Still typing with my bag of Milky wayzzzzzzzzzz O_O_O At night :3 Tbh I have no fucking clue what I'm doing atm! I'm just typing and looking at the forums after waking up in the middle of night...that sounded stupid, this all sounds stupid FUCK THE POLICE, Damn you inner child bursting at the chance to rebel. I shall calm you my darling, as I rub your soft tender breast, suckling the teet of Society and getting through life off wellfare, you are forgiven.

WOW! I got offtopic didn't I? Yep I did. Just checking, well since wut...sutup

Dog just looked at me, sorry about that. About my bullshit, I swear on my life as it happened, one of the many things I thought did involve you fuckers on Steam, and how you'd get quite the jolly seeing me hurt. Not even a month away and shit hurts man, LIFE HURTS BRO. Learned this the last few milliyearseconminutroganseth. Figure out what sexual pun is in there.


SuppahFunTiem :>:W:<:

and, because I am...a...somewhat...whore of a woman, I will toads use this little thing I found! Funfact: I never knew how to sticky things, I JUST FOUND OUT. Imah do it AHAHAHAHA - Nah I won't piss off Shinso from beyond the grave again.

Bai? Again? Smex >:3

Fuck I ain't done talking, Oh yes I iz, FUCK YOU BITCH, *Fucks in Neck* Blarg Imah dyin, Know what I need to start saying again? RawrawrawrawrawrawrawrawrawrawroliveawrawrawrawrawrawrauawrawrawrawrawrawrawrawrawrawrawrtyawreawrawrawrawrawrawrlerawrawrawrawrawrawrawrawrawrawrawrandawrawrawrawrawrawrawrwarDonawrawrawroawrawrawrawrarwawrvaawrawrawrawrnawrawrawrawrawrawrawrawrawrcawrawrawrawrhawrnceawrwarawrawrawrawrawrawrmawrtawrtawrawrarwawrawrawrawr I hid Messages Muahahahahahahahahahaha

I do not know how to respond to this.

:3

You must be related to John Locke.


On a serious note, It's nice to see you again, And I hope you get better.

I YOU! DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! /me runs away crying

God how I missed this, and to answer the best pickup I have used (And it's the ONLY one i've used) "Is that a mirror? Cause I can see myself in your pants baby..."

My best line was...uhh..."You. Tonight...."

I prefer poetry to pickup lines:

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.
Get in the van,
Or I'll kill your family.

Well, Y'all. MY best like was.

"..."



Anyways.
Enjoy that Milky Ways while you can. It's not every day you get fucked up from dropping from a 3 story building and achieve a Milky Ways bar in the process. Good luck to you, and get better.

Mine:

Hay girl, do you want some balls?
...Silence...
Swedish meatballs that is.


FOREVER ALONE