Post dumb shit you recently did!

I learned a valuble lesson today... NEVER EVER GO INTO A PITBULLS TERRITORY. I was on my normal walk and I decided to wander to a part of the neighborhood I have not been to much. So I go on a little adventure thing and I hear a low growl when I am walking into the woods. Suddenly I hear a louder growl and I am thinking "I am screwed" suddenly I am being tailed down the street by two pitbulls. I am running like hell jumping peoples fences going into there property only to be chased by MORE dogs.
I soon got lost and I was panting for air on the side of the street. The dogs were done chasing me so I was relived at the moment and I started to walk back in the way I came. I managed to reach a home I remembered seeing and regained my sense of direction and continued onwards towards home. I decided I wasn't done walking after I found where I was so I continued around the street and decided to hook around and go back home that way.
I then made it up the street and saw a black pitbull and this is REALLY where the 'Dumb shit' Kicked in. I felt mad because I just got chased by pitbulls so I grabbed a rock (not a big one a tiny one) and grinned. I never meant to hit it but guess what? I DID hit it by accident. I don't know what I was doing but I went crazy at the moment being a dumbass and yelled at the pitbull I just hit "COME AT ME!"
It was staring at me growling ever sense the small rock I threw hit him, I then almost pissed my pants at the moment knowing it was about to eat me so I slowly stepped back and then darted off. I heard loud roaring barking behind me (I never knew I could run that fast) The sound of barking and running got louder and I was screaming a random assortment of cuss words in terrible fear for my life. I ran for a while then the worst thing possible at the moment happened... I tripped.
Stumbling to get up I yelled in fear rolling and stumbling down the street trying to regain my balance then I discovered the pitbull chasing me had stopped chasing me a street back and I hadn't noticed it. To add on to how dumb I felt a adult brought his little girl inside after seeing me running from nothing.

(I wish I had a way to film my dumb stuff I do)

Show girls my armpit nuff said got lunch free though for it XD

You are aware that like, nobody believes any of the things you post.

*I took it, and threw it on the ground* wrote:You are aware that like, nobody believes any of the things you post.

Yeah I am aware of that but true or not the thought of people doing these things are funny, just wait till I get a camera then I film dumb stuff.

It still makes me mad people don't belive I do these things

People can belive if they want to or not but there not the one gettin paid to do the dumb stuff so I am happy.

I pay people in school to hit people, therefore creating internal conflict

I had headphones on listening to some MCR in the class near a computer. No one relized I was listening to music cause I had my hood up until I accidentaly started singing not relizing I was singing the song "Helena" Everyone was staring at me and stuff I was embaressed cause I never meant to do that.

Spent 3 grand for a new sound system in my car.
I think that itself is stupid enough.

But 8000 watts of bass is just amazing.

Very dumb but brave... I got in front of school at lunch time and sang "Jar Of Hearts" Not all of it just a verse lol. It was with the mic.

you're such a shit talker

Mush wrote:you're such a shit talker

I went to upvote this, and sadly realized I wasn't on reddit.

I just do dumb shit... why can't anyone accept that. I am not lying

hvacmaster wrote:I just do dumb shit... why can't anyone accept that. I am not lying

Because none of it is actually believable.

I ask to use mic to sing song out of a dare my friends gave him... People say it ok, I sing feel dumb end of story.

(Doesn't sound to impossible)

I went into Applebees for dinner, and when the waiter asked for our drinks, I asked for Coke, he said "Is pepsi alright?" I slammed the table and said, "No it is NOT alright." he laughed and agreed with me.

Shisno wrote:I went into Applebees for dinner, and when the waiter asked for our drinks, I asked for Coke, he said "Is pepsi alright?" I slammed the table and said, "No it is NOT alright." he laughed and agreed with me.

Lol... That is funny, I did somthing like that before it was with my mom and I got bitchslapped lol

This isn't exactly recent, but one time I went to a restraunt and got an old fashioned glass bottle of root beer (FUCK YEAH)

Before I left, I put a napkin in the top and put some water in it to make it look like a Molotov Cocktail, then left it there.


The server came back as we were leaving and looked at it like he didn't wanna touch it.

I was in my math class said to my teacher Mr. Ottinger "Hey Mr. Ottinger"
He turned and looked at me then I said raising my fist "Jesus man"
He just looked at me like then continued with class


I was browsing the topic Random stuff thread and found a topic with the link to the Jesus Man video giving me the idea

hvacmaster wrote:I was in my math class said to my teacher Mr. Ottinger "Hey Mr. Ottinger"
He turned and looked at me then I said raising my fist "Jesus man"
He just looked at me like then continued with class


I was browsing the topic Random stuff thread and found a topic with the link to the Jesus Man video giving me the idea

I need to try this.

There was a mentally disabled kid and her family who thought they could skip to front of line on black friday 5 minutes before midnight. So it was time to go in and someone thought they deserved to go in first so she blocked people and I walked straight into her saying "Move it! My family needs a T.V!" Then the mental girls family was over run and swarmed
I feel dumb mean and awesome... we got our T.V first atleast

Okay, I removed all of page 4, because it was just mainly flaming. Stop that shit.

On the other hand: I threw 50 DKK out of the window and now they're gone.