Epic Steam moments.

haha thats sweet!

Congrats... to both of you?!

You think alike!

LOL, He likes hot kids

[DRP] GothicVampire: SHHHHHHEEEES A MAAAANIIAAAAAAAAAAC MAANIACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: GET OUT.
[DRP] GothicVampire: ROFL
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE.
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: >
[DRP] GothicVampire jumps on the dining table
[DRP] GothicVampire: SHEESS A MAANIIAACC
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: D;
[DRP] GothicVampire: MAAAANIAACCCCCCC
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: WHYYYYYYYY.
[DRP] GothicVampire: Alright alright ill stop <3
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: GET AWF MY DINING TABLE D:
[DRP] GothicVampire hops down and clears her throat
[DRP] GothicVampire jumps onto the couch
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: DL
[DRP] GothicVampire: MAAAAMMBBOOO NUUMBEER FIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: D:*
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: BIMBO NUMBER FIVE.
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: ONE, TWO, THREE FOUR SIX.
[DRP] GothicVampire: Lol
[DRP] GothicVampire clears her throat
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: ONE TWO THREE FOUR SIX
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: EVERYBODY IN THE CAR, LETS GO HAVE S*X
[DRP] GothicVampire: :O
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: Wut.
[DRP] GothicVampire shoves him out the window
[DRP] GothicVampire sings a better song
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: D:
[DRP] GothicVampire: FUUUNKY TOWWWWWWWWN
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: MINE IS BETTEr.
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: ITS BILL CLINTON.
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: FUCK YOU.
[DRP] GothicVampire: WOONNNT YOU TAKE MEE FUUUNKY TOOOOOOWN
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
[DRP] GothicVampire changes the song
[DRP] GothicVampire: MYY LITTLE POOOOOONAY
[DRP] GothicVampire: MY LIITTLEE POOOONY
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: ...
[DRP-SA] Stokesy rages
[DRP] GothicVampire: <3
[DRP-SA] Stokesy fucking throws her out the window
[DRP] GothicVampire flies out the window
[DRP-SA] Stokesy slams all the doors and windows, locking them
[DRP] GothicVampire climbs down the chimney dressed as Santa Claus
[DRP-SA] Stokesy puts a gun to his head
[DRP] GothicVampire: JINGLE BEELL JINGEEE BELLLLLL
[DRP-SA] Stokesy shoots himself
[DRP] GothicVampire pops into Hell with him
[DRP] GothicVampire sings
[DRP] GothicVampire: HEEEELLLS BEEELLLSSS
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
[DRP] GothicVampire: HIIIIGHWAAAAAAY TOO HEEEELLLLLLLLLLL
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: Not bad.
[DRP] GothicVampire changes the song
[DRP] GothicVampire clears her throat
[DRP] GothicVampire: OHHH BAAABBBYY B AABBBYYYY
[DRP] GothicVampire: HIIIT MAAAHH BABBYYYY ONE MOOORE TIMEEE.
[DRP] GothicVampire dresses up as Britney Spears
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: FUCK.
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: NO.
[DRP-SA] Stokesy blocks her
[DRP] GothicVampire: MAHHHH LOONINESS IS KILLIN MEE
[DRP] GothicVampire: I MUST CONFESSSS
[DRP] GothicVampire: WAIT
[DRP] GothicVampire: NO
[DRP] GothicVampire rips of her wig
[DRP] GothicVampire runs over
[DRP] GothicVampire: Wait wait wait..
[DRP] GothicVampire: I will stop!
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: I don't know you
[DRP] GothicVampire: Ill stop..
[DRP-SA] Stokesy covers his face and walks out
[DRP] GothicVampire: WAAAIT
[DRP] GothicVampire: Wait wait
[DRP] GothicVampire clears her throat
[DRP] GothicVampire: OOOOOPSSSS I DIIIID IT AAAGAIIIINNNN I PLAAYED YOOO HEAARTTTTTTTT

23:19 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: SHISNO.
23:19 - [DRP-O]Shisno: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
23:19 - [DRP-O]Shisno: ON THE FORUMS
23:19 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: I REQUIRE YOUR SERVICES.
23:19 - [DRP-O]Shisno: ORLY
23:19 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: GOTHIC.
23:19 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: MUST BE STABBED.
23:19 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: IN THE FACE.
23:19 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: She said I was from AFRICA.
23:19 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: >
23:20 - [DRP-O]Shisno: Better than austria
23:20 - [DRP-O]Shisno:
23:20 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: IM IN AUSTRALIA. NOT AFRICA.
23:20 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: D:
23:20 - [DRP-O]Shisno: LOL
23:20 - [DRP-O]Shisno: YOU SUDDENLY BECAME DUTCH
23:20 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: WUT.
23:20 - [DRP-O]Shisno: YOU ARE NOW DUTCH STROKSEY
23:20 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: FUCK NO.
23:20 - [DRP-O]Shisno: DID YOU HAVE RELATIVES IN THE BOER WAR!>
23:20 - [DRP-O]Shisno: !?
23:20 - [DRP-O]Shisno: HRM!?
23:21 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: NO.
23:21 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: D:
23:21 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: IM NOT DUTCH.
23:21 - [DRP-O]Shisno: YOU ARE IN SOUTH AFRICA
23:21 - [DRP-O]Shisno: LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
23:21 - [DRP-O]Shisno: Jk,
23:21 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: D:<
23:21 - [DRP-O]Shisno: Australia kicks moar ass.
23:21 - [DRP-O]Shisno: A place, where they pay you to massacre rabbits
23:22 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: IF THERE'S TWO THINGS I HATE IN THIS WORLD. ITS PEOPLE WHO ARE INTOLERANT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S CULTURES..
23:22 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: AND THE DUTCH.
23:22 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: I AM NOT DUTCH, GOOD SIR.
23:23 - [DRP-O]Shisno: Where.... I could go, rent a Minigun from Knott hill, take it there (Under a merc license) And murder rabbits.
23:23 - [DRP-O]Shisno: and
23:23 - [DRP-O]Shisno: LOL
23:23 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: Goldmember anyone? :3
23:23 - [DRP-O]Shisno: WIN
23:23 - [DRP-O]Shisno: SO
23:23 - [DRP-O]Shisno: MUCH
23:23 - [DRP-O]Shisno: WIN
23:25 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy:
23:25 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl.
23:25 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy:
23:25 - [DRP-O]Shisno: ._>
23:25 - [DRP-O]Shisno: WHAT
23:26 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: >.>
23:26 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: <,<
23:26 - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: YOU HEARD NOTHING.

-** The tune is a random mix of jazz like overtones that supposed to hype the musician
-** [Deep Voice|Light Stub...] rests his hands on his chest, closing his eyes.
-|-GRP-OP-| TheBloodMaster has joined the DRP server!
-|-GRP-OP-| TheBloodMaster last joined 8 hours ago.
-Jayde Parella says "Ah shit, nevermind."
-Cynthia 'Frost' Lant says "What about you? How're you doing?"
-** And then the piano begins playing heavy screamo, while a thousand unborn fetuses scream out.
-** [Bald/ Black Jackest/ ...] slides his hands down the keyboard then back contiueing the groove
-Jayde Parella says "Ehm, i'm alright thanks."
-[LOOC] Josh Hartway: OK WHO THE FUCK
-** [[Trench And Gas-mask ...] sets down a small radio.
-Jayde Parella says "Been tryna' say hai' for the last few days."
-'God' has slapped Lisa Mareiniss with 10 damage.


Couldn't pass up that opportunity.


EDIT: Probably not a Steam moment. Just remove it if it isn't.

Talking to Shisno.. fun times.

9:49 PM - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: Quick question..
9:49 PM - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: Do you ever get paranoid.. that Canada's gonna kinda..
9:49 PM - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: Flip over.
9:49 PM - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: And crush half of America.
9:49 PM - [DRP-O] Shisno™: .....
9:50 PM - [DRP-O] Shisno™: I'm paranoid that
9:50 PM - [DRP-O] Shisno™: Another person like Bieber or Celine Dion gets shat out of there.
9:51 PM - [DRP-O] Shisno™: Canada, Shitting out bad pop music, great hockey, and fucking amazing techno/House.
9:51 PM - [DRP-O] Shisno™: Since the late sixties.
9:51 PM - [DRP-SA] Stokesy: This is going on the forums :3

He didn't make me breakfast after

Scout asked me to post it lol.

9:07 - [DRP-SA]Xellos[HU]: Additonaly to the iron gloves of admin
9:09 - [DRP-CO]Scout - Serenity: Muahaha for mean admins!
9:10 - [DRP-SA]Xellos[HU]: People tend to view me creepy anyway :3
9:10 - [DRP-CO]Scout - Serenity: then use it to yer advantage!
9:10 - [DRP-CO]Scout - Serenity: People think of me as crazy :3
9:11 - [DRP-SA]Xellos[HU]: What the bloody hell ye think I do? xD
9:11 - [DRP-SA]Xellos[HU]: People sometimes don't tend to joust argue whit me becaus I scare them
9:11 - [DRP-CO]Scout - Serenity: :3 welcome to my world
9:11 - [DRP-SA]Xellos[HU]: Like whit you :3
9:11 - [DRP-SA]Xellos[HU]: I joust creep them out mostly
9:11 - [DRP-CO]Scout - Serenity Highfives
9:11 - [DRP-SA]Xellos[HU]: And you rage them off xD
9:11 - [DRP-SA]Xellos[HU] highfives back and tacklehugs you
9:11 - [DRP-SA]Xellos[HU]: Tacklefive
9:12 - [DRP-CO]Scout - Serenity: This goes on Forums!
9:12 - [DRP-SA]Xellos[HU]: Sure

(Admins) Mikhail 'Helix' Shiskov: Scout, me and milk are going to have an arms race, prepare your anus.
(Admins) 'Nightmare': Oh god, what.
(Admins) Tesseta Durhen:

Xellios, do you still got those logs of Devil and Adam talking when u were cookin frenchfries? and u still got that funny pic I made?


POST IT!

Sadly I don't have either the pictures or the chat logs D:

Can we get the description of what it was?

[DRP-CO]Scout is a Slut: Wat server u ooin
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: This wonderful RP server.
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: Called.
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: Singleplayer! :3
[DRP-CO]Scout is a Slut: I sense a orgy RP
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: Yes.
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: You can read me like a book, Scouty.
[DRP-CO]Scout is a Slut: Indeed I can L:D
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: What am I thinking.. right now.
[DRP-CO]Scout is a Slut: Pussy
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: GOD DAMN IT.
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: How about.. now.
[DRP-CO]Scout is a Slut: Sweaty pussy
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: Nope.
[DRP-SA] Stokesy: Your pussy
[DRP-CO]Scout is a Slut: is sweaty
[DRP-CO]Scout is a Slut: therefore I win


Sweaty Pussy isn't a good Pussy. Help feed Africa's Children a cool Pussy for every meal. Stop the starvation <3

20:13 - Otto- Broke and desperate: ...Hay, does one of your friends need a manwhore?
20:16 - [DRP-CO]Scout: Yeah
20:16 - [DRP-CO]Scout: Shinso

'Nuff said.

14:15 - (WBA Inf)Lt. Alda0156 IS WISE: hallo
14:15 - [DRP-O]Shisno™: Herro
14:16 - (WBA Inf)Lt. Alda0156 IS WISE hunchs over you
14:16 - (WBA Inf)Lt. Alda0156 IS WISE: EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT
14:16 - [DRP-O]Shisno™ slaps you with his beer bottle.
14:16 - (WBA Inf)Lt. Alda0156 IS WISE gets back in the kitchen
14:16 - [DRP-O]Shisno™: HAH
14:16 - (WBA Inf)Lt. Alda0156 IS WISE: LOL
14:16 - (WBA Inf)Lt. Alda0156 IS WISE makes shisno a sandwich
Win.

Xellos the old wrote:14:17 - [DRP-SA]Xellos[HU]: Servur iz empteh but workin :3
14:17 - Cloud: Servers up?
14:17 - Cloud: OMG
14:17 - Cloud: OMG
14:17 - Cloud: OMG
14:17 - Cloud: OMG
14:17 - Cloud: OMG
14:17 - Cloud: OMG
14:18 - [DRP-SA]Xellos[HU]: What?
14:18 - Cloud: FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
14:18 - Cloud: FINALLY FUCKING FUCK FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAHHHHH!!!
14:18 - [DRP-SA]Xellos[HU]: Spazz out
14:18 - Cloud: I live for DRP and IG
14:18 - Cloud: I love gmod
14:18 - [DRP-SA]Xellos[HU]: Noticed dat
14:18 - Cloud: JOining in...
14:18 - Cloud: 3...
14:18 - Cloud: 2.
14:18 - Cloud: FUCK IT
14:18 - [DRP-SA]Xellos[HU]: Spazz out much lol
14:19 - [DRP-SA]Xellos[HU]: Cann I post this on forum? xD
*Otherstuff*
14:19 - Cloud: Go ahead.

Why do I always talk whit people who are nuts? How did I even get here to this crazy community?!
PS:I'm crazyh too but as long I am dats good!

You forgot the part were I said BRB RedTube...

Metro 2033 related. Don't know if you'll get it, but it's still wicked funneh to meh.


DRP-O]Shisno: Fuck military grade rounds
[DRP-O]Shisno: http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/naughty-memes-porn.jpg
[DRP-O]Shisno: Military grade porn.
τΐgσ: MGP, eh?
τΐgσ: It'll cost you your finest issue for this arrow.
τΐgσ: What? Don't I get mroe?
τΐgσ: Nope.
[DRP-O]Shisno: Dude, this is MILITARY ISSUE PORN!
τΐgσ: ...And?
[DRP-O]Shisno: I should get at least like, iunno...
[DRP-O]Shisno: FIVE arrows!
τΐgσ: Yeah.
τΐgσ: But this arrow.
τΐgσ: It's reusable/
τΐgσ: And shit.
[DRP-O]Shisno: Ok?
[DRP-O]Shisno: So, I have like ten othere?
[DRP-O]Shisno: Fuck it, I'll just take some 5.45
τΐgσ: Alright. I can give you 5 bullets for the finest issue you have.
τΐgσ chuckles.
[DRP-O]Shisno: ...
τΐgσ: Good luck killing demons with that shit.
[DRP-O]Shisno: Fuck you then.
[DRP-O]Shisno throws an issue at a demon
τΐgσ flies down and kills Bourbon, taking the rest of your porn. It drops your final, finest issue.
[DRP-O]Shisno: Goddamnit
[DRP-O]Shisno jumps up and flies after it, killing it.
τΐgσ lands in waste, throwing the porn in it along with it. He flips you off as he drowns in what is essentially his own shit.
[DRP-O]Shisno: HAH
τΐgσ then covers the porn in nuclear waste, making it unusable for trade... or reading.
τΐgσ: >_>
τΐgσ: <_<
[DRP-O]Shisno: LOL
τΐgσ: LMAO right now xD
τΐgσ walks out of the walkway from the Market, smirking, holding up a single arrow, waving it in front of his face.
τΐgσ: y:3
τΐgσ: :3
τΐgσ holds up a finger. "Just one of your finest issues..."
τΐgσ: For a railroad spike I found and beat into place.
[DRP-O]Shisno: LOL
τΐgσ: It's hard to see, doesn't do shit to anything, looks like a cat shat it out of it's mouth, and it's rusty.
τΐgσ: BUT IT'S REUSABLE!
τΐgσ: NOW PAY UP MOTHAFUCKAH!
[DRP-O]Shisno shoots you in the face and steals all your money.
τΐgσ suddenly forces you to holster all of your weapons before you can kill him. He pulls back the arrow. "Maybe you'd like to trade it for 8 marbles I painted to look like steel and dropped in the toilet when I was a kid."
[DRP-O]Shisno:
[DRP-O]Shisno is liek lolfukcthat
τΐgσ resurrects Bourbon, forcing you to be stuck in the level. "Oh, and you need to buy soemthing to continue in the game."
τΐgσ raises his eyebrows in a massive smile. "Problem?"
[DRP-O]Shisno buys ONE 5.45
τΐgσ hands him 5 bullets covered in a brown substance. "Sorry, I found these on the ground. I'm sure it's just melted chocolate." He teleports your porn into his massive, unbreachable invisible safe.
[DRP-O]Shisno: ....
[DRP-O]Shisno: I WAS PAYING IN MGR
[DRP-O]Shisno: ASSHOLE
τΐgσ: Oh.
τΐgσ: That's right.
τΐgσ: If you want your porn back, you have to give me DOUBLE THE BULLETS!
[DRP-O]Shisno:
[DRP-O]Shisno calls the communists.
τΐgσ: ¿pɐɯ n ˙uʍop ǝpısdn sı ʇxǝʇ ǝɥʇ puɐ ʇıɥs oʇ sbɐן ǝɯɐb ǝɥʇ os ʇı ǝpɐɯ ı puɐ 'ɥo
τΐgσ: // You must be.
τΐgσ: // Totally mad, bro.
[DRP-O]Shisno: FFFFF
τΐgσ: Oh, he mad.
τΐgσ: Lol, can I put this on the forums?
τΐgσ: People will love it xD
[DRP-O]Shisno: xD
[DRP-O]Shisno: SURE
τΐgσ: HELLZ YES



And here we are.