Epic Steam moments.

7:41 PM - TheBloodMaster:
7:41 PM - TheBloodMaster: I murdered a phonebook
7:41 PM - TheBloodMaster: This week a phonebook the next somebody's skull XD
7:44 PM - Chef Shisno: >_>

murder weapon: crossbow, crossbow bolts.

You don't use Arrows with crossbows.

Milkdairy wrote:You don't use Arrows with crossbows.

**Bolts, not arrows :L**

also, they can also be called arrows according to a quick Google search.

Crossbow is to bolts, as aks-74Us are to 5.45 rounds.

22:27 - [SSRP-SA] GothicViolet: ; - ;
22:28 - [SSRP-SA] GothicViolet: Im sowy..
22:28 - [SSRP-SA] GothicViolet: :C
22:28 - [SSRP-SA] GothicViolet: :s
22:28 - [SSRP-SA] GothicViolet: Tell me to unblock me. :S
22:28 - Chef Shisno™: LOL
22:28 - [SSRP-SA] GothicViolet: Wut.
22:29 - Chef Shisno™: Re-read that last bit
22:29 - Chef Shisno™: xD
22:29 - [SSRP-SA] GothicViolet: Last part of..?
22:29 - Chef Shisno™: 22:28 - [SSRP-SA] GothicViolet: Tell me to unblock me. :S
22:29 - [SSRP-SA] GothicViolet: OH
22:29 - [SSRP-SA] GothicViolet: UH
22:29 - [SSRP-SA] GothicViolet: HER*
22:29 - Chef Shisno™: Tell me to unblock me.
22:29 - Chef Shisno™: xD
22:29 - [SSRP-SA] GothicViolet: I told myself to unblock myself.
22:30 - [SSRP-SA] GothicViolet: I dunt make sense. :s
22:30 - Chef Shisno™: xD
22:30 - [SSRP-SA] GothicViolet blocks herself.
[SSRP-SA] GothicViolet is now Online.

[DRP-SA]τΐgσ- RIDIN' ON CARS: GOD DAMMIT I MISSED IT
[DRP-SA]τΐgσ- RIDIN' ON CARS: Fuck, I'm sorry man T_T
Chef Shisno™: It's
Chef Shisno™: Tuesday
Chef Shisno™: xD
[DRP-SA]τΐgσ- RIDIN' ON CARS: I-
[DRP-SA]τΐgσ- RIDIN' ON CARS: Wait.
[DRP-SA]τΐgσ- RIDIN' ON CARS: Wait.
[DRP-SA]τΐgσ- RIDIN' ON CARS: ...
[DRP-SA]τΐgσ- RIDIN' ON CARS: OH FUCK YOU BRAIN
Chef Shisno™: I said
Chef Shisno™: Wed.
Chef Shisno™: xD
[DRP-SA]τΐgσ- RIDIN' ON CARS: Stupid errands run today that were dealing with stuff on Wednesday!
[DRP-SA]τΐgσ- RIDIN' ON CARS: Y U FUCK WIT MEH!?
[DRP-SA]τΐgσ- RIDIN' ON CARS shoots brain.
Chef Shisno™: xD
[DRP-SA]τΐgσ- RIDIN' ON CARS has changed their name to [DRP-SA]τΐgσ- Brainded.
[DRP-SA]τΐgσ- Brainded: Nao eyez gawts 2 geet 2 behd
Chef Shisno™: Kay
[DRP-SA]τΐgσ- Brainded: foocin prain
[DRP-SA]τΐgσ- Brainded dies.

1:43 - Chef Shisno™: DICKS
1:43 - Stokesy: Yes?
1:43 - Chef Shisno™: THEY GROW ON THE TREES IN THE LAND OF PANASONIC
1:43 - Stokesy: YOU MEAN CUSTOMER SERVICE?
1:43 - Chef Shisno™: NO
1:43 - Chef Shisno™: SALES
1:43 - Stokesy: HA.
1:44 - Stokesy: TA THEY DO?蠀蠀
1:44 - Stokesy: WHAT THEY DO*
1:44 - Stokesy: IGNORE MY NIP CHARACTERS
1:44 - Chef Shisno™: FEAR NOT
1:46 - Chef Shisno™: FOR THE HOGAN FOUNTANS OF RINTAMAKI WILL FOREVER SPEW THEIR GLORIOUS GOAT CHEESE
Stokesy is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
1:46 - Stokesy: SHISNO
1:46 - Stokesy: YOU AREN'T MAKING ANY SENSE
1:46 - Chef Shisno™: AS THE GIANT CLITORUS OF SKUGGE DEEMED IT SO
1:46 - Stokesy: DO YOU MEAN HULK HO-
1:46 - Stokesy: OKAY
1:46 - Stokesy: THATS KINDA WIERD
1:46 - Stokesy: BUT
1:46 - Stokesy: WE CAN WORK WITH THAT
1:47 - Chef Shisno™: Do you fear the yogurt fountains of Mundus?
1:47 - Stokesy: ;-;
1:47 - Chef Shisno™: YOUR FEAR IS WELL INSTILLED FRIEND
1:47 - Stokesy: I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
1:48 - Chef Shisno™: FOR THEY WILL VAPORIZE YOUR BODY HAIR UPON THINE GAZE
1:48 - Chef Shisno™: HARK!
1:48 - Stokesy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68mbFvenlaQ
1:49 - Chef Shisno™: THE BLOOD GOATS OF YSGRAMHOR BLEAT IN FURY!
1:49 - Chef Shisno™: I MUST RIDE
1:49 - Chef Shisno™ Flies away on a horse made of cheese and midgets
1:52 - Stokesy: BROTHER!

23:41 - Shisno™: He has told me of all the naughty things you have done
23:42 - GothicFairy: o_O Wut
23:42 - Shisno™: NAUGHTY NAUGHTY NAUGHTY
23:42 - GothicFairy: WUT
23:42 - GothicFairy: LIKE WUT
23:42 - Shisno™: LIKE NAUGHTY THINGS
23:42 - GothicFairy: LIKE WUT
23:43 - Shisno™: EVEN THING THAT MAKE SCOUT BLUSH
23:43 - GothicFairy: O_O
23:45 - GothicFairy: Wut kind of things? o-o
23:45 - Shisno™: EVIL THINGS
23:45 - Shisno™: THAT SEEP FROM YOU
23:45 - GothicFairy: DETAIL.
23:46 - GothicFairy: That could mean anything. ; - ;
23:46 - Shisno™: THE BANE OF THE BLOOD GOATS CALL ONCE MORE
23:47 - GothicFairy: o_o
23:47 - Shisno™: IT CAN BE ONLY THE NOODLE MONKS OF BAVARIA THAT MAY SAVE YOUR PRECIOUS YAKISOBA!
23:47 - GothicFairy: WUT THE HELL IS A YAKISOBA ANYWAY?
23:49 - Shisno™: THE YAKISOBA IS THE TRANSCRIBED LEXICON OF ODIN'S PUBIC HAIR
23:49 - GothicFairy: WUT THE HELL IS A TRANSCRIBED LEXION OF ODIN'S PUBIC HAIR?
23:52 - GothicFairy: Stupid skyrim talk. :c
23:52 - Shisno™: BE FORWARNED MORTAL
23:52 - GothicFairy: FORWARNED OF WUT
23:52 - Shisno™: FOR THE HERESY OF THE IDIOSYNCRIATIC MONARCHS WILL BE CLEANSED IN KABOOM
23:53 - Shisno™: For 19.95 with shipping and handling.
23:53 - GothicFairy: OH GO KILL SOME DRAGONS.

GothicDarkness: Smile if your an idiot!
Shisno:
GothicDarkness:
Shisno: D:


Hehe.

GothicDarkness expects a, WHY DO YOU LSITEN TO THIS
Stokesy: /it It happens.
Stokesy: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR MUSIC TASTES
GothicDarkness: Nu I hate this song
GothicDarkness: I like evanescence
GothicDarkness: dead or alive
GothicDarkness: Dope
GothicDarkness: White Rabbit!
Stokesy: ..You're safe..
Stokesy: ...For now.. >:c
GothicDarkness: AND BRITNEY SPEARS
GothicDarkness: OH MAH GAWD
GothicDarkness: I LOVE HER
Stokesy: Okay
Stokesy: Done
Stokesy: You're outta here
Stokesy picks you up
Stokesy opens the door
Stokesy kicks you out the door
Stokesy slams it
Stokesy locks
Stokesy barricades with 1258345793294579324 different things
Stokesy does the same with the windows
Stokesy goes into his fallout bunker
GothicDarkness dresses up as santa claus
Stokesy turns on the fireplace
GothicDarkness slides down the chimey
Stokesy: MEHEHEHE.
GothicDarkness UP THE CHINMEY
GothicDarkness UP UP UP
Stokesy: MEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

When I saw white rabbit, my expression was this



but when I saw Britney spears, I was kinda like

I was kidding with britney spears. D:

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[DRP-SA]τΐgσ-Edd Gould, R.I.P.: FIND IT IN THE BREAKFAST AISLE, YOU FUCKING PUSSY!
Milkdairy™: BECAUSE YOU JUST USED MY BALLS TO MAKETHE CEREAL?
Milkdairy™: AWESOME!!!!!!!!
[DRP-SA]τΐgσ-Edd Gould, R.I.P.: I'M GOING TO PUT THIS ON THE FORUMS NAO!
Milkdairy™: YAAAAAAAY!


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The amount of capslock all of you use is upsetting.

Hipster wrote:The amount of capslock all of you use is upsetting.

To be fair, I was advertising Shitty Capslock Ball Breaker Omega 2.0 Beta Cereal.